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   forestgirl | Oct 02, 2009 09:09am | #1

   Glad it was just a Band-Aid, Chris.  The word "filleted" had me worried!

   forestgirl -- you can take the girl out of the forest, but you can't take the forest out of the girl ;-) 
   
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   RalphBarker | Oct 02, 2009 06:02pm | #2

   Yes, glad a bandaid was a sufficient fix. It's best to be able to avoid trying to find rhymes for words like surgery and stitches in woodworking poetry. ;-)

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   flairwoodworks | Oct 02, 2009 09:59pm | #3

   How about purgery and itches?Chris @ http://www.flairwoodworks.com and http://www.flairwoodwork.spaces.live.com)

    - Success is not the key to happiness.  Happiness is the key to success.  If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

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   9619 | Oct 03, 2009 02:08am | #4

   Chris,
   Sorry you got hurt, but glad to hear it isn't so bad.But the title of the thread is Woodworking Poetry. So here are the lyrics of a Beatles tune, Norwegian Wood.I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
   She showed me her room, isn't it good Norwegian wood?She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
   So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine,
   We talked until two and then she said: "It's time for bed"She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
   I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bathAnd when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
   So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood.Get well soon.
   Mel
   PS the thread on Making money in woodworking is giving you some GREAT INFO. Measure your output in smiles per board foot. 

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   flairwoodworks | Oct 03, 2009 02:27am | #5

   I like mine better!Chris @ http://www.flairwoodworks.com and http://www.flairwoodwork.spaces.live.com)

    - Success is not the key to happiness.  Happiness is the key to success.  If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

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   9619 | Oct 03, 2009 02:37am | #6

   Chris,
   "I like mine better!"Now that is the kind of confidence that one needs to be successful in the woodworking business. MelMeasure your output in smiles per board foot. 

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   hamelech | Oct 03, 2009 02:57am | #7

   there once was a man with a plane
   when cut, his blood did stain
   Tarry not nor linger
   He put a plaster on his finger
   No more was the blood his bane.

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   9619 | Oct 03, 2009 04:03am | #8

   Hamelech
   You are a veritable Shakespeare.
   Couplets and blood.
   That keeps the audience spellbound.
   Keep on rhymin',
   MelMeasure your output in smiles per board foot.