The Perfect Holiday Gift: 3,530 Router Bits
Looking for the perfect gift for the woodworker on your holiday list? How about a lifetime’s worth of router bits?
Carbide Processors, Inc., a tool distributor and maker, is now offering a mega set of bits–3,530 of them!–from Southeast Tools, the company that took Best Value in Fine Woodworking’s most recent router bit test (FWW #191).
Regularly, the set would run you $254,044, but Carbide is offering a large discount that brings the total down to $179,999.
“Are you $%^&ing kidding me?”
It’s no joke. Almost $200K for router bits. It breaks down to roughly $51 per bit, and the set does come with 2,000 lineal feet of steel shelving to hold the collection. Yes, but does it come with a barn to hold that shelving?
By the way, Carbide Processors is happy to put together a smaller, custom set for those who can’t take on the second mortgage for the Donald Trump set.
You'll need to empty your piggy bank, clean out between your sofa cushions, and dive into your kids' college fund to buy this mega-set of router bits.
You can save lots of money on your router bits if you buy in bulk.