Replies

1. 
   Froed | Feb 04, 2004 10:39pm | #1

   "I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

2. 
   Steinmetz | Feb 04, 2004 11:10pm | #2

    Bleu, Don't give up your day job.

    You 'Splinter' group weirdos with 'Warped' and 'Twisted'  minds 'Bark', but don't bite . 

   If you had a 'Grain, of sense, you'd stop your 'Sniping' and getting all out of 'Joint'.

   There's hope for you all,  so if you 'Shape' up and 'Chip?' out, you might save your 'Carcase' from much 'Kickback' and learn how to 'Cope'  Steinmetz    .

    That 'Chip out' was a pun, (But you knew that.)

   
   

   ---

   Edited 2/4/2004 3:15:37 PM ET by steinmetz

3. 
   forestgirl | Feb 05, 2004 01:52am | #3

   I'll bet your real name is Wane!  My oh my, he's got it bad, folks!!!

   forestgirl Another proud member of the  "I Rocked With ToolDoc Club" .... :>)  you can take the girl out of the forest, but you can't take the forest out of the girl ;-)

1. 
   bleubassplyr | Feb 05, 2004 02:42am | #4

   You folks can call me anything you like, but don't call me a Tool.Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-Mark Twain

4. 
   Sphere | Feb 05, 2004 06:02pm | #5

   A beech and a birch tree were argueing in the forest.."I am the greatest for I am a Son of a Beech!" said one. "I am the Greastest of the forest trees for I am A SON of a Birch.."..This went one for weeks..Finally a woodpecker alights among the branches..he says.." well,you are both wrong, I just came from the other side of the forest..and I found the best piece of ASH I've had my pecker in"...

   Go Stab yourself Ya Putz! Ya think I Parked here?
1. 
   trialnut | Feb 05, 2004 06:26pm | #6

   You should be Ashshamed.The Professional Termite

2. 
   beck4000 | Feb 05, 2004 07:13pm | #7

    

   A beech and a birch tree were argueing in the forest.."I am the greatest for I am a Son of a Beech!" said one. "I am the Greastest of the forest trees for I am A SON of a Birch.."..This went one for weeks..Finally a woodpecker alights among the branches..he says.." well,you are both wrong, I just came from the other side of the forest..and I found the best piece of ASH I've had my pecker in"...OH OH,gonna tell the moderater now!If nothing sticks to Teflon,how does Teflon Stick to metal. Huh

1. 
   MBL | Feb 05, 2004 07:26pm | #8

   Oakay's the word for all of the above puns. Thanks for sharing them.

3. 
   forestgirl | Feb 05, 2004 07:49pm | #9

   An old, worn and not universally loved pun.  I can't speak for today's Britney Spears-influenced girls, but POA is a phrase that's pretty well despised by most wormen over the age of 40.forestgirl Another proud member of the  "I Rocked With ToolDoc Club" .... :>)  you can take the girl out of the forest, but you can't take the forest out of the girl ;-)

1. 
   Sphere | Feb 05, 2004 08:10pm | #10

   my bad..so shoot me.

   Go Stab yourself Ya Putz! Ya think I Parked here?

1. 
   willowb28 | Feb 17, 2016 06:13pm | #17

   son of a beech

   actually im a 40 yr old woman and i found it hillarious.  who says a piece of ash has to be about a woman?

2. 
   beck4000 | Feb 05, 2004 08:11pm | #11

   May I ask you what is:but POA is a phrase that's pretty well despised by most wormen over the age of 40.Never heard of that!If nothing sticks to Teflon,how does Teflon Stick to metal. Huh

1. 
   Sphere | Feb 05, 2004 08:28pm | #12

   I would spell it out but, FG is already gettin warm around the ears..just drop the H on ash..'nuff ta get ya started.

   I think any wormen over 40 ought to be Glad to be considered desirable..<G>  BIG GRIN FG..

   Go Stab yourself Ya Putz! Ya think I Parked here?

1. 
   DBishop | Feb 05, 2004 08:31pm | #13

   Wow...good luck with that statement...

2. 
   Sphere | Feb 05, 2004 08:45pm | #14

   all in fun, all in fun...I don't wish any ill will..my wife enjoys compliments..looks from younger men..she is 56..no harm, no foul.

   Go Stab yourself Ya Putz! Ya think I Parked here?

3. 
   yotonyb | Feb 05, 2004 09:19pm | #15

   Cut it out.  Wooden it be nice to get back in the shop and get something done?

   tony b.

4. 
   bleubassplyr | Feb 05, 2004 10:44pm | #16

   Makes ya just pine for good ol stick to the ribs wood talk.Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-Mark Twain

5. 
   willowb28 | Feb 17, 2016 06:16pm | #18

   son of a beech

   lol you almost got thru it!  so close!  then you had to say that we 40 yr old women should be glad someone desires us?  you should be so lucky to be desired by a 40 yr old, experienced woman.  lol, i liked the original joke tho!