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1. 
   WillisJr | Dec 19, 2002 05:01am | #1

   Whatever joke you tell, don't shout at them the way you are shouting at us.

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   rreeger | Dec 19, 2002 05:12am | #2

   Here are a couple that may work for you.

   Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

   One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

   The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

   The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

   He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

   "All right. How long do you need them?" asked the clerk,

   The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

   After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

   A termite walks into a pub and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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   jimswoodworks | Dec 19, 2002 05:56am | #3

   THAT'LL WORK,  THANX SO MUCH, HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY.

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   Sancho | Dec 19, 2002 06:09am | #4

   A guy is going for a walk and comes by this house. In the front yard were a couple of guys one was holding a 20' 2x4 on end and the other was stand on a ladder trying to measure it. The guys says hey why dont ya lay it down and measure it. One of the guys answer cuz dummy we want to see how tall it is not how long it is...  

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   Alan | Dec 20, 2002 01:30am | #5

   Jim,

   What Chester meant is that using all capital letters is reserved for SHOUTING.

   Personally, I have some serious eyesight troubles just now, and all capital letters make it very difficult for me to read.  Please use little letters and keep the all capitals for when you really need to raise your voice.

   Thanks; my eyes appreciate it.

   Alan

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   DWRead | Dec 20, 2002 02:18am | #6

   In uppercase writing the letters are all the same height and words are all rectangular. It's easier to read text with normal capitalization because our brains recognize the shapes and heights of letters.

   Janet