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Holding my breath!

Matt looks up with disbelief and wonder as he is notified of his invitation to the Royal Wedding!

In an effort to reach a broader audience, Matt Kenney was selected to succeed Billy Mays as a direct response advertising salesperson.

Not one to be outdone by Greg Paolini, Matthew Kenney sets out on an amazing journey for "The Most Ridiculous Photo Ever" where he rediscovers himself and auditions for the hit comedy series "Glee"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

That book would look great in my woodworking library. Just sayin...

A conversation between two woodworkers marveling at this photo at the Fine Woodworking Gallery in Ridgefield, Connecticut:

Woodworker One: "I think that this piece really captures the true essence of Paolini! Look at the lighting, the use of line, the plaid shirt! Truly Baroque!"

Woodworker Two: "Yes yes, but what does it mean?! Art without meaning is decoration. Illustration. Point and shoot photography at best!...Form over function. Craft...."

Woodworker One: "You know, you really are a critic."

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"I am getting sick and tired of the neighbors kids putting up posters of Lady Gaga in here..."

"WHAT IS THAT? A monkey-squirrel? Hrmmm...Thought I'd seen everything."

"What should I contribute as a caption for that Fine Woodworking caption contest?"

"I know Matt didn't just take a photo of me before I was ready for him to."

I should have listened to my mother and pursued a career in door to door sales. At least then I wouldn't be stuck inside of my workshop building furniture all day long. I mean, this router is okay I guess, but a brief case and a name tag, that is something to get excited about! Mother is always right...

Awesome piece! I am a big fan of Escher and of your turning!! I would like to see the process for this project...perhaps FW will feature you in an article.